Lyrics
It's a nine-mile walk
From the office to the pumps
Sometimes you think you're gonna drop
In the end, you're filthy dirty
Horny and pissed off
And before you can leave, you gotta sweep the fuckin' shop
It's a real, real bitch
To be workin' for the man
But shit, I do it well so what the fuck
I could probably wash dishes at some other fuckin' dump
But it's all the same to me
Bustin' ass to make a buck
So read 'em up and stick 'em
Pump that fucker good
Some woman down on main street needs a jump
Get your fingers outta your ass
And pump some faggot's gas
And think about how bad new hope sucks
It's a piss poor life
When the ladies fire you up
And then you check their oil and know you're fucked
'Cause no one wants a loser
Who works for five an hour
Smells like gas, looks like shit
Works in the rain and rude as hell
And I can fix the tire like Hurricane Melinda
I know that I'm the best for what it's worth
So if I choose to help you
Don't look like you expect it
'Cause it's a gift that God gave me at birth
So read 'em up and stick 'em
Pump that fucker good
Some woman down at main street needs a jump
Get your fingers outta your ass
And pump some faggot's gas
And think about how bad new hope sucks, wooo!
Let's stick up
Pump that fucker good
Some women down at main street needs a jump
Get your fingers outta your ass
And pump some faggot's gas
And think about how bad new hope sucks, wooo!
